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Krabbah Co.LLC
DAY
TWO
Can anyone think of a more trashy place than Reno, NV? Seriously. Please let us know.
All the founding shawdies forming a new government:
Top Shawdie “Obviously, drugs and prostitutes and machine guns and gambling should be illegal.”
Everyone else: “Wait but …”
Top Dog “Okay you right you right - let’s just have one place far away from EVERYTHING ELSE where our citizens can get it out of their system and then return to their lives and be civil.”
And that is how Las Vegas was born !
Merry Christmas and happy new year 🎊 🎄
We are all on our own life paths, but have you ever wondered about living another? Day dream with us for a moment.
Guess How Far Away that Peak is!
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DONT GET TRIGGERED
I’m not asking to offend. I am not asking to trigger anyone. I am asking because I don’t know the answer to this question, and I’d like to talk about it, respectfully, with my community. What are your thoughts?
I’ll be the first one to say that I need women in my life. They keep me well-rounded and they offer different perspectives because of their different life experiences. Women make me better. Happy to have them in my corner. Shoutout to all the women in my life!
⁃ Robby
Proof of the simulation???? Comment and tell me please if you, or anyone you know follows the rock on instagram????
@therock has more followers than the entire population of America, and not a single person I know follow him. This is very very strange.
RAGE! RAGE! RAGE!
Anyone else ever have road rage?
Sure - I get it: You want to go where you are going.
No, I don’t get it: why don’t you care about any other human?
Riding on the motorcycle I’ve realized that cars really close you off to the outside world. When you’re in your own climate controlled box playing music you forget that there are real people in those other vehicles.
And a special shoutout to Robby’s wonderful track and field athletes @ NCHS for help in making this video!
G’day m8 🇬🇧
Would you ever go to Nipton?
The Two-Wheeled Transient set out to explore America’s most unique local businesses and small communities. Nipton, CA has got to be one of the most remote places out there. G-d bless those 15-20 people who live there. Do you know any of them?
Bad enough to get caught speeding in the middle of the desert. Add insult to injury? Robby roasting your a$$.
Please respect nature better than I did! KARMA WILL COME TO GET YOU
Tag ur fav MIDWEST WHITE BOY 💙💚
At what temperature is Robby’s bike likely to overheat? Robby will be in the desert the next couple of days.
What’s up with all them houses?
“I do believe in the power of positive thinking. For that reason, I am not going to say how I feel about Searchlight, NV. I am sure there are very gøød people who live in Searchlight.
Statistically speaking … I am almost sure there is one gøød person out of the 348 of them.”
Pt. II of the searchlight story. Moral of the story, communication is key to making sure your city is not forgotten about.
HEY BETTMAN - I’M TALKING TO YOU! @nhl @nhl.goldenknights
Robby is checking in on his trip in the Wee thump National Recreation Area. He recaps his visit to Halleluiah BBQ Barstow, and the rest of day 1 of the trip. He covers his upcoming plans for visiting Las Vegas. Plus, why Robby has beef with the town of Searchlight, NV. Never heard of it? Gøød. Don't bother. The Two-Wheeled transient is a cross-country motorcycle road trip exploring some of Americas most remote local businesses and communities.
In tough times, the spirits have funny ways of reminding us they’re still out there.
Krabbah Co. LLC has reached 500 followers! Shout out to all of our new community members! Genuinely thrilled to have everyone aboard. You are all part of an elite group that will live on forever. #thefirst500. We are brainstorming video ideas for a 500 follower special. Let us know if you have any ideas!
Have fun on your bike.
Don’t end up like
@nolan_mcgrann
Time for motorcycle school! Safety safety safety! A motorcycle can not stop as quickly as a car. If the vehicle in front of you is slamming on their brakes and you do not leave enough space … it may already be too late.
Robby was once told he rides so safe he makes a cool thing like riding a motorcycle seem like a lame activity.
Better to ride tomorrow, eh? What do y’all think?
Any cool Vegas stories?
Robby is on the streets in Vegas! He has gambling money to giveaway. Keep your eyes peeled.
Live! From the Wee Thump National Forest. Podcast and MotoVlog episodes to come shortly!
Krabbah and Co is suspending the 2024 year-of-plenty giveaway, due to a lack of consumer interest, until further notice. Long story short - it has not driven engagement like we hoped. Reflecting on our short, 3 week, failed experiment, we have found $1 is not a large enough incentive for people to care in 2024. If you’d like to see the giveaway back in the future … let us know. If there is enough demand we will bring it back.
More FACTS abt the Joshua Tree.
We can’t get enough of this stuff!
How many times can you say “Mojave Desert” in a minute
Hey uh … I have no money left. So day four of the spending $10 for every follower challenge I have is going to have to wait for later. Rent is due in 4 days. That was dumb. Instead - take a look inside the head of a boy on his motorcycle, driving through the country.
A look inside Robby’s head,
pt. 5
A look inside Robby’s head,
pt. 6
50% of motorcycle accidents occur at intersections! Every day, it is estimated that 3 motorcyclists die in multi-vehicle crashes at intersections. Not on the highway. Not on a race track. Not while lane splitting … Intersections are the most dangerous place for a motorcycle, by far.
What can we learn from this. Every time … EVERY TIME you go through an intersection on your motorcycle you should slow down a little bit and look both ways. Yes, even if you have the green light. Would you rather be right and dead or cautious and live another day. At the very least, be aware of every intersection as a potential hazard zone and be on high alert. Cover your brakes. Be prepared to stop or slow or swerve to avoid a collision.
Motorcyclists suffer from a strange “invisibility cloak,” meaning that they are harder to see to cage operators. Motorcylists are so small compared to cars that drivers brains often time tune them out. In addition, a lot of drivers are not actively scanning for us two-wheeled transients. Thank you @nhtsagov for the information. I hope this keeps you safer, my fellow bros and bras.
YOU WANT LESS SUBSTANCE? FINE! TAKE IT.
Testing the algorithm today, folks. Our “a look inside his head” series is underperforming company expectations. A few things we noticed from the first 6 episodes:
1. Most viewers stop watching at the intro sequence. To try and keep you on for longer we have taken out the intro sequence, which we believe was an attention losing asset (ALA). We think this will boost overall watch time.
2. Surveying our niche, popular videos in this style are structured around one or two talking points. This video is different from the previous in this series because all clips fit the same theme. We think this will boost overall views because it will guide the algorithm towards a more accurate audience, thus increasing video performance, thus increasing overall views.
3. Testing topicality: this video is only clips of Robby remarking to, or about vehicles. A one topic video. Tomorrow’s video will be a two topic video. We will look to see which performs better for future installments. Look for yourself to see which one did better! Any guesses?
4. Video duration: most popular videos in the motorcycle niche are under 20 seconds. Monologue style motorcycle content is slightly longer (20-40) seconds. “A look inside his head” videos are usually 45-60 seconds. We have made this episode much shorter 18 seconds. We think this will have a positive impact to % watched, views, and likes.
5. Not to say Krabbah Co’s videos have some sort of moral high ground (they don’t), but we have noticed a remarkable amount of viral videos say nothing of substance. It seems as though, to the algorithm, the content of videos is not as important as some of the points listed above. A lot of “grow your account with these simple hacks” profiles say the opposite is true. If that is the case, why is that not what is observed? We want to see if this video making no real point, can still perform well.
This is one of several tests Krabbah Co is doing to try and study the ominous “algorithm,” and one day overthrow it.
The truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth.
DAY TWO
FINISHED
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